JewB & MilkyWhyte (Artists) were neighbors for ten years in the hoods of Brooklyn , but did not meet until Milky crashed JewB's 25 th Annual Gator Seder, where gator meat is used instead of lamb shank and Gatorade instead of wine. Rather than pressing charges, JewB took MilkyWhyte under his wing. JewB had just been ejected from rabbinical school when his aspirations for becoming the world's first hip-hop cantor were met with utter disdain by his congregation. MilkyWhyte, on the other hand, had just stabbed a girl at Catholic school, but evaded prosecution by stabbing the only key witness. Though excommunicated from the church, Milky had won his freedom. His years of training as a choir boy made him the ideal partner for JewB. Both men, struggling against the very systems that had rejected them, realized that the only way to express themselves was rap. Milky quickly became JewB's protégé, and they released their first album Debut in 2001, featuring the hit singles Fuckin' the Dawg and EBE Fears .

The response was swift and violent. Native New Yorkers not only rejected the album, but gathered arms, marched to the homes of JewB and MilkyWhyte, and removed their testicles to prevent the possibility of procreation. Little did the public know, the castration of JewB and MilkyWhyte imbued the hip-hoppers with new vocal agility. Though they could not pass their seed with the creation of a baby, they could pass their malcontent with the release of a new record.

JewB & MilkyWhyte's sophomore album, Castrati featuring the hit singles PushyBush**, TarzanRubberband, and AnorexusComplexus , made them world celebrities. JewB now owns a home in Brooklyn , Tuscany , and Kuwait . MilkyWhyte had a custom Fortress of Solitude built in the nether regions of Greenland where he was last spotted stabbing a seal. The two artists, who have been collaborating remotely with walky-talky's, plan to reunite for a potential world tour to promote their third and up-coming album, Balsawood /Balsasteel .

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**“Jew B. & MilkyWhyte bring together the spicy flavors of underground hip hop, where skills are honed in the dirty South's freestyle competitions, with the crisp perfection of an infectious hook. What they create is home-cooked hip hop with enough flavor to keep heads nodding in the jeeps that line St. Petersburg 's main drag as well as clubs in New York and California and just about all the red states in between.”

- Laura Bush, The First Lady